Miscellaneous Memes For Merry Men

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    Product - nurse: sir... you've been in a coma for 450 million years me: oh boy I can't wait to see how the other horseshoe crabs are doing
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    Jaw - John Darby @mrjohndarby waiter: wine? date: I don't drink waiter: water? me: she said she doesn't drink pal
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    Water - Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing My brain: Whanana
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    Font - *London, 1592* Pizza Boy: Hark! I hast brought thine order Lusty Wench: Alas, I hath not a tuppence to pay for thy cheesed bread! Mayhap there is some other way thou canst get thine... pound of flesh? Pizza Boy: Gadzooks! *funky lute music begins*
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    Cat - no thoughts brain scrampled egg imgflip.com
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    Food - @Shitheadsteve Spaghetti Carbanana Never text me again Delivered
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    Font - me: i let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin
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    Font - Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface Me: do that thing I like Her: *puts up with me* Me: ohthankgod 7:12 PM - 2020-06-16 Twitter Web App . ● 347 Retweets and comments 958 Likes
    via @portmanteauface
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    Font - If your girl.. ..can help you lift heavy things ..is easily turned on and easy to handle ..and admired by all boys Then that's not your girl. That's a CAT Diesel Forklift DP30N
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    Font - If you can't see the number, You: 4 Have Cold 6 Need Water 2 Have Headache Need sleep Are cute 9 have low blood sugar
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    Natural environment - When your barbers bald but actually gives you a good haircut I guide others to a treasure that I cannot possess
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    Font - When your mate Dan goes vegan The closer we are to dan the farther we are from ha m.
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    Vertebrate - the Roman Empire Holy Roman Empire TREE Eastern Roman Empire Whatever mussolini was doing
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    Product - Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony...
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    Font - tbrent Retweeted dan mentos @DanMentos recruiter: u should join the army octopus: buddy I'm army enough as it is 11/11/2014, 23:45 7,879 Retweets 13.1K Likes 27
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    Font - Piece @Piecezilla Putting a bell around a cow's neck to circumvent its stealthiness is just wrong. I say let them hunt. 6/20/16, 12:39 PM 3,662 RETWEETS 6,796 LIKES
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    Organism - Lucy Diavolo @SatansJacuzzi [inclusive youth pastor voice:] cool, now that we know everyone's proNOUNS, let's get into some proVERBS. 11:18 AM - 2021-06-09 Twitter Web App 353 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 3,926 Likes
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    Font - shut up, mike @shutupmikeginn lost big at the horse races tonight, they're all so much faster than me 07/01/2017, 09:02 1,029 RETWEETS 3,444 LIKES 27
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    Font - ANKE BLANK Blank. @sarcasm_inc [a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it
    via @sarcasm_inc
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    Font - trash jones @jzux windmill? big fan 12:33 PM 2021-01-12 Twitter for iPhone . ● 296 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 2,341 Likes ...
    via @jzux
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    Light - I am a male female frog Interested in: male female eat bug
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    Font - cityelf I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed. I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, "The world is changed. I feel it in the water." Too late, they realise. The pregnancy? A scam. The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended. The doors? Locked. Source: cityelf 63,818 notes ifunny.co
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    Insect - If you're cold, they're cold. put them inyour mouth
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    Forehead - Gandalf Gimli Gollum Legolas Frodo Gandalf Gimdalf Golmdalf Legodalf Frodalf Gimli Gandli Golmli Legli Fromli Gollum Gandlum Gimlum Legollum Frollum Legolas Gandolas Gimgolas Golgolas Frodolas Frodo Gando Gimdo 15:0 Goldo Legodo
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    Forehead - the g in gloryhole stands for gru @dedusmuln1 will sniff S Co с > GE
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    Hair - Therapist: What's going on in your head right now? Me: My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don't know where the music is coming from.
    via Miiaka
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    Font - If you don't feel old yet... here's your childhood behind glass in a museum.
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    Tire - earance ding Waste LL 78 940 m LORD BINS of the WASTE CLEARANCE ONE RING TO REMOVE IT ALL Dan: 07802 805 505 Nick: 07860 378 940 LMILEJY
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    Head - Stop giving me your biggest naps You are my sleepiest soldier
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    Cat - this baby blends right into my cat omg
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    Forehead - can't believe that as a child grease had me thinking that these ppl were teenagers 16
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    Smile - Kito Buddha @kitobuddha Wine drunk is where classy you meets super slutty you and they join together to make an even stronger being.
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    Plant - Everyday these gender reveal parties gets more out of hand LOG 107
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    Vertebrate - GREAT BOOK VALUE 0 70582 00398 0 $3.98 APS The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo ADAM ROBERTS
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    Font - KIRK @bbybeanburrito i don't work in IT, but i am the youngest person in the office so i basically work in IT
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    Plant - Affordable Ways To Practice Self-Care www wishes feddreams why 1 Abandon Society. Why go to work when you can become friends with a raccoon?
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    Photograph - All I need is Raccoons, Wine & True Crime 1930 Bay we raccoonmemer lacedontem
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    Font - McErin** @colleen_eileen Being an adult is terrible but I thank God everyday that I don't have to randomly run a mile at noon against my will and then go on about my day like we did in school
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    Cat - Consent to @catitolovers He's cooking you some fire breakfast, say thank you.
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